Real update to follow shortly, but I had way too much fun with these not to share the deep cuts from the historical flag parody game.
18 thoughts on “REVOLUTIONARY”
bad Jim says:
I'm guessing this has to do with the Oregon insurrection. At LGM Shakezula has a post mentioning "the Give us snacks or give us death movement" but a brief Google search failed to reveal a meme. Nevertheless, I liked them on Facebook, being a fan of flags in general and those of the American Revolution in particular.
waldoh says:
'Update for those that are local or wish to show up & bring supplies:
Let 'em stew for a week or so. Then toss in a single Snickers bar.
They'll all kill each other fighting over it.
Khaled says:
I heard an interview on the radio this morning where Ammon Bundy said that "reinforcements" were being "deployed". Holy fucking shit, you're not at war, and you're not an army. Armies pack food.
It seems the irony has been lost, what little bit they have appears to have come from the local food pantry. Someone is chuckling into their fist.
c u n d gulag says:
This looks like an “adult” “Little Rascals” short, on left-over “brown-acid!”
It this week’s episode, Spanky and his gang bring toy guns up to their “He Manz Obummerz Gubmint & Womenz Haterz KKKlub” treehouse, all set to stay up there for as long as it takes, until their parents let them do whatever they want.
Note: Everyone’s allowed to bring a toy gun, except Buckwheat. Even the kids know, that if a black kid has anything looking like a gun, the police will shoot him first, and ask questions later.
Buckwheat doesn’t like this. But, he’s not stupid, and goes along, unarmed.
And they find that in all of the boy’s eagerness to run away and hole up, they forgot to bring food and water with them, like they were told.
At first, Alfalfa tries to keep them amused by singing, but soon, he’s hungry and starts whining. He says he wants to leave.
Buckwheat says, “Me too.”
Spanky tries to keep the gang together, but they’re too hungry, thirsty, and tired to listen to him, and start throwing what little food they have, at one another.
And the bickering continues, and gets worse, until they all fall out of their treehouse, and go home, licking their wounds.
And their parents, after laughing at them, threaten to call Social Services, to say that they’ve had enough of these misbehaving child-clown’s, and can’t they lock them a way some place for a while until they learn to behave?
After much crying, the whole gang tells their folks that they’ll behave, and not to send them away.
A few parents do anyway.
And good for them!
This wasn’t the first time these snot-nosed punks pulled something like this!
Gil More says:
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the fertilizer of starved patriots.
chopper says:
Can't wait until this years Lay's Potato Chip New Flavors contest….
Wonder what "Blood Of Patriotz" tastes like???
chopper says:
A recap of events on the far flung northwest frontier of America.
bad Jim says:
I'm guessing this has to do with the Oregon insurrection. At LGM Shakezula has a post mentioning "the Give us snacks or give us death movement" but a brief Google search failed to reveal a meme. Nevertheless, I liked them on Facebook, being a fan of flags in general and those of the American Revolution in particular.
waldoh says:
'Update for those that are local or wish to show up & bring supplies:
Needed:
•FOIL
•HYGIENE NEEDS/SHAMPOO/ ETC..ALL HYGEINE (sic) ACCESSORIES…'
http://tinyurl.com/z8h48dy
These guys should go into comedy, right after they learn how to spell and behave in public.
Nan says:
Foil? They must be running low on hat-making supplies.
Dan says:
Mamas, don't let your cowboys grow up to be babies.
Mistergizmo says:
On seeing the middle symbol, I couldn't help but think of Thos Jefferson's famous quote about watering the tree of liberty with Diet Coke.
doug says:
can they start a 'go feed me'?
Major Kong says:
Let 'em stew for a week or so. Then toss in a single Snickers bar.
They'll all kill each other fighting over it.
Khaled says:
I heard an interview on the radio this morning where Ammon Bundy said that "reinforcements" were being "deployed". Holy fucking shit, you're not at war, and you're not an army. Armies pack food.
Major Kong says:
" Armies pack food."
Armchair generals talk tactics. Real generals talk logistics.
Skipper says:
Bundy is now comparing himself to Rosa Parks. He is clearly delusional.
Ten Bears says:
It seems the irony has been lost, what little bit they have appears to have come from the local food pantry. Someone is chuckling into their fist.
c u n d gulag says:
This looks like an “adult” “Little Rascals” short, on left-over “brown-acid!”
It this week’s episode, Spanky and his gang bring toy guns up to their “He Manz Obummerz Gubmint & Womenz Haterz KKKlub” treehouse, all set to stay up there for as long as it takes, until their parents let them do whatever they want.
Note: Everyone’s allowed to bring a toy gun, except Buckwheat. Even the kids know, that if a black kid has anything looking like a gun, the police will shoot him first, and ask questions later.
Buckwheat doesn’t like this. But, he’s not stupid, and goes along, unarmed.
And they find that in all of the boy’s eagerness to run away and hole up, they forgot to bring food and water with them, like they were told.
At first, Alfalfa tries to keep them amused by singing, but soon, he’s hungry and starts whining. He says he wants to leave.
Buckwheat says, “Me too.”
Spanky tries to keep the gang together, but they’re too hungry, thirsty, and tired to listen to him, and start throwing what little food they have, at one another.
And the bickering continues, and gets worse, until they all fall out of their treehouse, and go home, licking their wounds.
And their parents, after laughing at them, threaten to call Social Services, to say that they’ve had enough of these misbehaving child-clown’s, and can’t they lock them a way some place for a while until they learn to behave?
After much crying, the whole gang tells their folks that they’ll behave, and not to send them away.
A few parents do anyway.
And good for them!
This wasn’t the first time these snot-nosed punks pulled something like this!
Gil More says:
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the fertilizer of starved patriots.
chopper says:
Can't wait until this years Lay's Potato Chip New Flavors contest….
Wonder what "Blood Of Patriotz" tastes like???
chopper says:
A recap of events on the far flung northwest frontier of America.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/01/05/how_the_u_s_media_would_cover_the_oregon_siege_if_it_happened_in_another.html?wpsrc=sh_all_dt_tw_top
eau says:
Dan, is that original? Brilliant!
Sluggo says:
@cu
Alfalfa and Buckwheat end up eating Spanky.
el mago says:
I prefer Sam Peckinpah's version of the West.