OK, I seriously cannot explain how f'n excited I am to see the new Transformers film. Frankly it's a little embarassing. But now that we can finally see a full theatrical trailer in hi-definition, I'm pretty comfortable with assuming that this is going to be awesome.
As I said in my last post about this film a few months ago, I know it's Michael Bay. Michael Bay sucks. I know. The dialogue will be stilted, the plot will be ridiculous, and there will be a dramatic monologue or three. I could not possibly give less of a shit. All I know is that they absolutely f'n nailed the visuals. Watch the hi-def trailer and tell me you do not think this is going to be a big-screen feast for the eyes. Look at these clips (especially Starscream on the Hoover Dam or Blackout attacking the military base – holy crap) and tell me it doesn't make your balls jiggle with delight.
If only they could reincarnate Scatman Crothers to do the voice of Jazz (a la the cartoon movie) my life would be complete. Getting Hugo Weaving to do Megatron is a decent consolation prize, though.
Just….a few…..more……months……