FUTURE PALINS OF AMERICA

Posted on | by Ed

I can actually feel myself getting dumber as this progresses. Were it longer than 40 seconds I might be retarded by the end:

7 thoughts on “FUTURE PALINS OF AMERICA”

  • comrade x says:

    White upper middle class college republican girls with fluff between their ears and silver spoons in their mouths are Sean Hannity fans.
    Who wudda thunk it?

  • Nate says:

    holy hell. awful. creepy. "we came all the way here because you told us to." i'm just waiting for a hannity teenage sex scandal to break out.

  • hR says:

    Oh god, that has to be a joke. These people can't really exist. 15-year-old girls who watch Sean Hannity AND listen to his radio show? I just can't wrap my mind around it. There's not a single part of it that makes any sense at all. Even if they were just left of Hitler, and Hannity looked like the Jonas Brothers, it still wouldn't explain why they're so friggin excited.

  • dbsmall says:

    In college, one of the other dorms had an "official" dog. (The dog belonged to one of the former residents, who lived off campus…but spent a lot of time there.)

    Sometimes, the dog would make odd yelping sounds, chase invisible ghosts, and alternate between subservience and dominant displays. The whole while, the dog did seem happy.

    The odd behavior was reputedly a consequence of occasional consumption of used bong-water.

    I worried that the custodians for this dog ought to be punished for, well, drugging the pup. Then again, the dog did seem happy.

    And that's the difference between that dog and these girls. I don't think they are happy, so much as acting happy. Clearly, their parents have fed them the bongwater of ideology. As parents, we are supposed to provide moral guidance to our kids. These girls' parents did not—they subcontracted to a radio celebtrity. Rather than provide a value system and teach their kids how to behave, the parents indoctrinated their kids into idol worship and blind allegiance. Because the feedback was so positive, the girls keep doing it, acting like they enjoy it.

    These girls probably would be happier as stoned dogs.

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