SOMETIMES THE JOKES WRITE THEMSELVES

Hopefully you've seen this story by now, and if not then let this be a quick summary:

Britsh MPs visiting the Pentagon to discuss America's stance on Iran and Iraq were shocked to be told by one of President Bush's senior women officials: "I hate all Iranians."

And she also accused Britain of "dismantling" the Anglo-US-led coalition in Iraq by pulling troops out of Basra too soon.

The all-party group of MPs say Debra Cagan, Deputy Assistant Secretary for Coalition Affairs to Defence Secretary Robert Gates, made the comments this month.

Big deal, right? High-ranking member of the Bush foreign policy apparatus is completely ignorant, racist, and generally grasps world affairs at the level of an average 7th-grader. And now the punchline. This is Debra Cagan:

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Nazi symbols make great pendants!

OK. Deep breath. I can't decide if she looks more like:

  • A) Skeletor
  • B) Golden Age of Grotesque-era Marilyn Manson
  • C) Klaus Nomi
  • D) Julianna Margulies after a 6-month crystal meth binge in an active volcano

    All I know for sure is that I may never get another erection.