How deep into the barrel of things to cover/sample must we dig before modern hip-hop artists are forced to actually start writing their own songs?
Every 6 months, something new comes out and causes me to say "OK, it can't really get worse than this.
" Then a few months later, it gets worse. To wit: Trick Daddy's homage to the Talking Heads' "Sugar." I am convinced that this song is personally responsible for Jesus refusing to come back for another couple of years. He turned to God and said "Did you hear that fuckin' song, dad? I'm not going back. These people don't deserve to be saved."
UHHH. Put tha sugar on my tongue, tongue…
Then came the Black Eyed Peas cover of "Misrilou." Well, let's just say every Black Eyed Peas song counts. Have they ever done anything that wasn't a cover? Are they even a real band or are they just a CGI-animated corporate logo created to endorse every product on Earth?
And now, we've reached endgame: Gnarls Barkley covering noted hip-hop icons and pioneers the Violent Femmes. If you have been staying up nights thinking that the world needs a sorta-rapped version of "Gone Daddy Gone," prepare to sleep easy.
In light of this aggressively awful monstrosity, I think ginandtacos needs to start a pool guessing the next unlikely song to be turned into a hip-hop smash. The Kingston Trio's "Sloop John B?
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" Or how about a little ABBA? "Fernando" perhaps? Or maybe we can delve into the catalog of the 70s horn bands.
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Chicago? I'm putting good money on a 50 Cent version of "If You Leave Me Now.
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I kid, I kid. Everyone mentioned herein is a great musician, and I'm just jealous of their phenomenal talents.