SIN OF PRIDE

Posted on | by Ed

It was foolish of me to think I could post something coherent on the night of the bachelor party of one of my best friends.

37 thoughts on “SIN OF PRIDE”

  • HoosierPoli says:

    So let's fight for a hundred and fifty posts about grain subsidies:

    CORN IS MAKING AMERICANS OBESE

    (awaiting response)

  • Liz says:

    @hoosierpoli: FAT, LAZY, STUPID PEOPLE ARE MAKING THEMSELVES OBESE WITH ~POOR CHOICES~. DON'T THEIR CO-OPS HAVE QUINOA IN THE BULK SECTION?

  • Heqit says:

    @Liz, @HoosierPoli:

    IT IS OUR DUTY AS ENLIGHTENED PEOPLE TO EDUCATE THEM, POOR BASTARDS, BECAUSE CLEARLY THEY ARE TOO STUPID TO KNOW HOW TO FEED THEMSELVES. PERHAPS FORCED FATTY RE-EDUCATION CAMPS ARE THE ANSWER? IT IS FOR THEIR OWN GOOD.

  • Ed says:

    THE REAL PROBLEM HERE IS THAT THERE ARE TOO MANY JEWS IN FARMING. THEY ARE ONLY 2% OF THE U.S. POPULATION YET THEY CONTROL THE ENTIRE FARMING INDUSTRY.

  • Zach says:

    ONE OFTEN OVERLOOKED ASPECT OF GRAIN SUBSIDIES IS ETHANOL. ETHANOL IS ONLY MARGINALLY BENEFICIAL IN TERMS OF NET ENERGY COMPARED TO TRADITIONAL GASOLINE, BUT IT DRIVES UP THE PRICE OF FOOD, AND CONTRIBUTES TO DEFORESTATION BY DRIVING LAND-USE CHANGES. YOU SEE, PEOPLE PLANTING MORE CORN INSTEAD OF SOYBEANS IN THE UNITED STATES MEANS THAT MORE PEOPLE IN THE AMAZON PLANT SOYBEANS, AND IN THE AMAZON THEY JUST CHOP THE FUCKING RAINFOREST DOWN.

  • Crazy for Urban Planning says:

    (OK CAPS LOCK) THE REASON I'M ON THIS BLOG EVERY DAY IS TO SAY THE PROBLEM WITH AMERICA IS LAND USE PLANNING. WIDE CITIES ACCESSIBLE ONLY TO CARS AND DRIVING MEANS PEOPLE CAN'T FEASIBLY EXERCISE (WITHOUT GETTING IN A CAR AND DRIVING TO A "GYM"), PEOPLE ARE STUCK WITH CRAP CHAIN RESTAURANTS WHICH USE CORN IN BASICALLY EVERYTHING ON THE MENU, FINALLY, DRIVING IN AN OF ITSELF ACCELERATES CLIMATE CHANGE AND LEAVES HUGE SWATHES OF POOR PEOPLE WITH NO OR LITTLE ACCESSIBLE TRANSPORTATION. DOES ANYONE KNOW A CITY IN SEARCH OF AN UNEMPLOYED URBAN PLANNER? I'LL MOVE ANYWHERE WITH THIS SHTICK.

  • Wisakedjak says:

    BOYCOTTING JEW CORN IS THE ONLY WAY SUSTAINABLE AGRICULTURAL PRACTICES WILL MOVE OUT OF THE DARK AGES.

  • JohnR says:

    Take them all to the tower and teach them the error of false pride. And their little caps locks, too.

  • Peggy says:

    CAPS LOCK PARTY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

    …OH APPARENTLY I AM TOO LATE FOR IT, BOO.

  • comrade x says:

    THE JEWISH- BOLSHEVIK CONSPIRACY, TOGETHER WITH WALL-STREET, IS CONSPIRING WITH THE MASONS TO MAKE YOU MUSLIM-COMMUNISTS WHO EAT VEGGIE- BURGERS, SMOKE POT, AND VOTE FOR KENYANS.
    Did i leave anything out, you worshippers of Jehova?

  • party with tina says:

    IRONICALLY CORN SUBSIDIES, WHICH I'VE NOW JUST LEARNED WERE CAUSED BY JEWS, COMBINED WITH, ALSO LIKELY ANOTHER JEWISH CONSPIRACY, TRADE TARIFFS AND QUOTAS ON IMPORTING CANE SUGAR LED TO THE CREATION OF HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP. INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH YOUR BODY CAN'T REGULATE THE INTAKE OF SIMPLE SUGARS LIKE FRUCTOSE AND GLUCOSE, PEOPLE EAT SO MUCH OF IT THAT IT'S CAUSED A DIABETES EPIDEMIC IN THE U.S.A.

    COOL STORY BRO.

    CRAZY FOR URBAN PLANNING: YOU SHOULD MOVE TO SEATTLE, IT'S A NICE CITY. DUNNO IF YOU'LL GET A JOB THERE OR ANYTHING, BUT WE PROBABLY HAVE MUCH BETTER WEED THAN YOU'RE USED TO WHEREVER THE FUCK IT IS YOU LIVE NOW… FAGGOT.

  • Crazy for Urban Planning says:

    TINA – I TYPICALLY DESCRIBE MYSELF AS A SHUT IN, NOT A FAGGOT – BUT THANKS FOR THE THOUGHT. SEATTLE HAS RECENTLY LAID OFF HALF ITS PLANNING STAFF.

  • party with tina says:

    NORTHERN LIGHTS WAS CREATED AT THE U.W., ALSO B.C. BUD IS GENERALLY BETTER THAN MOST WEED YOU'LL FIND IN THE COUNTRY. MEXICAN WEED FOR EXAMPLE BLOWS, ALSO, ANYTHING GROWN IN CALIFORNIA. THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST AS A WHOLE IS A PERFECT CLIMATE FOR WEED, NIGGA!

  • party with tina says:

    BRO, BC BUD IS THE PREVELANT STRAIN IN THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST, WHICH INCLUDES SEATTLE, OREGON, AND IDAHO, AND BRITISH COLUMBIA. LIKE, DUH.

  • beau says:

    FAIR ENOUGH. I KNOW LITTLE ABOUT THE SUBJECT. I WAS ONLY IN IT FOR THE INSULTS AND OLD-TIMEY UNITS OF MEASUREMENT.

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