4 thoughts on “DAMN YOU, INTERNETS”

  • "No internet"? What sort of ploy is this? Are you waiting for us to go into withdrawal, so that you can then sell us a more potent version of your crack?

    I'm sure you'll explain to your friend Mike the difference between 'to effect' and 'to affect'.

  • displaced Capitalist says:

    Ten Words You Need to Stop Mispelling

    "Most of the time Effect is a noun and Affect is a verb. If you're unsure try substituting a different word and see if it works.

    As a child, he was affected by his parents.
    As a child, he was eaten by his parents.

    A verb works here so you should use "affected."

    C'MERE RANDALL I want to ingest you, just like I did your obnoxious parakeet!!

    You ate him?!! But he sang only of love and beauty! You're a monster Dad!!"

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