The itinerary for the Inaugural Ed (redacted) Horrible Movie Film Festival:
12:00 – Suburban Commando, starring Hulk Hogan
2:00 – Batman & Robin, aka Batman on Ice
4:00 – You Got Served
6:00 – Firestorm, starring Howie Long
8:00 – Battlefield: Earth
10:00 – Mac & Me
If I don't live, I want a viking funeral.
pmayo says:
Needs more Ishtar
odnamrA says:
A challenger appears: I'm watching HALLOWEEN III right now.
J. Dryden says:
Not a single entry from the Uwe Boll canon? Sacrilege.
jazzbumpa says:
Wouldn't be my choice. Everyone to his own form of self-abuse, I guess.
j says:
Setting: Outdoor Fruit Market
Characters: Little Old Lady and Hulk
Hulk: "How can you tell if a cantaloupe is ripe?"
Lady: "Just give it a little squeeze…"
Hulk: "Wow! I found a GOOD one!"
(The above scene is indelibly burned into my subconsciousness.)
j says:
oops, the page edited out the part where Hulk crushes the cantaloupe with one hand.
Ike says:
A few months ago I got 6 or 7 Jean Claude Van Damme movies at walmart for about $20 total. Watched them all in one weekend.
Mark says:
+1 for Uwe Boll. That guy's movies are rubbish.
MildlyDisturbed says:
I've been watching the Erin Andrews peephole video all weekend.
comrade x says:
Well, if the bad movie is still entertaining, I nominate MAD MAX starring Mel Gibson.
The dialogue always cracks me up.
Nate says:
Where's "Bring It On 2: It's Broughten"?
bikelib says:
You obviously haven't seen the piece of shit known as "Step-brothers".
willf says:
Not a single entry from the Uwe Boll canon?
Or the Cannonball Run?
Daniel says:
Uwe intentionally makes bad movies and is well aware of this fact. Joel Schumacher probably thought he was making a good movie, albeit a glorified toy commercial. Another Hogan classic worth checking out it is No Holds Barred.
Daniel says:
But I am unsure of the rules of what can make the cut of the Horrible Movie Film Festival.
Chris says:
Highlander II. The first movie where I walked out upset that I could never, ever get a refund for those lost minutes in my life.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102034/
Ed says:
Not only did I laugh – several times – during Step Brothers, but the fact that you think it is even in the same universe as the films suggested here indicates that you do not quite understand what a truly horrible movie looks like.
bikelib says:
You actually laughed during "Step-Brothers"? Wow, you musta been power-blazing some kick-ass stinky-stank. Pass that shit over this way, Ed.
Another Luke says:
OK, I gotta stand up for Mad Max. That movie does not belong on a bad movies list. It belongs on an awesome movies list, or at least an awesome independent movies list. Seriously, watch it again, because I really think it still holds up. At the very least, it shouldn't go on a bad movies list until its sequels and its innumerable imitations (mostly starring Kevin Costner) are listed (i.e. Beyond Thunderdome, Waterworld, the Postman)
waldo says:
What about Heaven's Gate? Gigli? The Hottie & the Nottie? Patch Adams (Or nearly anything with Robyn Williams)? The Room? Grease fucking 2?
You're getting off light.
fuzzbuzz215 says:
Mac and Me is a good movie damnit.