Speaking of gun control, The Back-Up might be the perfect gift for the man or woman in your life who is preoccupied with the idea of someday needing to gun down a burglar while in bed. If you're confused, rest assured that it is exactly what it looks like: a rack one slips under the mattress so that a loaded shotgun rests parallel to the bed.
I am currently scouring the internet to find a more poorly conceived product (the website astutely warns that the product is "not designed to prevent accidental discharge" of your shotgun) or one more likely to result in death or disfigurement.
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The FAQ also helpfully notes:
Q: I already have a shotgun handy. Why not keep it where I have it?
A: Because you would have to get up and find it, losing valuable time.
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Well, hard to find fault with that argument.
j says:
Hopefully it can be easily modified to point directly at the pillows!
yam says:
This product is not intended for use in homes with children.
'Nuff said.
odnamrA says:
"Make no mistake about it; there will be more home invasions. There will be more victims. There will be Americans defenseless in their homes against a known or unknown assailant…"
Or a negro president.
Shane says:
"This product is not intended for use in homes with children"
And yet the rhetoric they use to sell the product is specifically geared toward the "protection of families" and they in fact use a picture of a family with young children as one of the main images on their website.
It reminds me of the guys dressed up as beer bottles at Duff gardens, shouting "Drink Duff Beer" and then whispering "responsbily."
I can just see the sex/backup related incidents in the ER now.
comrade x says:
" If I didn't have this gun the house, the King of England could just waltz in here and start pushing you around! Is that what you want? Is it? "
FMguru says:
"I travel a lot for business or hunting. Is The Back-Up© portable?
Yes The Back-Up© is very light and portable. The unique patented design and construction gives you the ability to collapse it easily for travel, and place it wherever you need it."
The FAQ is great. I love the idea of bringing your shotgun and its special hair-trigger bed mount with you when you travel. "I'm flying to Middleford for a three-day sales conference, and I need to know if your hotel is shotgun-friendly".
That'll teach that chambermaid to ignore the "Do Not Disturb" sign on the doorknob!
Samantha says:
Each Back-Up should come with a box of lawn darts for more family fun.
Dingus McGee says:
Awesome! We're not talking about handguns here. Nosirree! You can't kill zombies with a wussy little pea shooter, you need a bfg shotgun. What better to blow off the heads of groaning zombies in your bedroom!?
j says:
Who'd have thunk that on the day of this post there's yet another mass murder rampage? I don't think anyone could have planned that better.
When is this shit going to stop?