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I like how this whole thing was supposed to be a media stunt to show everyone how united they are behind the Great Man and the visual they produced looks like a Brezhnev-era politburo meeting where the one agronomist with access to the real numbers just told them about the wheat forecast. ...
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"The collapse of society will be a good thing, because the weak will die and strong people like me will survive, prosper, and emerge from the ashes to assume our rightful place at the top" says man who experienced a complete breakdown from which he never recovered because he couldn't go to Home Depot and Golden Corral for a couple weeks in 2020. ...
Peggy says:
OMFG those places piss me off. I'm also all upset in general because (another) one of my students is pregnant right now and her mom's all "I'm not taking you to the doctor, you just want attention" and she's all "I want to do what's right for my [putative, as-yet-unconfirmed-by-a-doctor-but-almost-certainly-there-in-fetus-form] baaaaaaaaaaby, so I don't believe in ADOPTION because that would be ABANDONING IT" and I'm all WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Anyway. Sorry, venting. The point is: I wish people would start distributing HELPFUL INFORMATION about these things. Kids In Question were apparently using TWO methods of birth control. Uh, need I add–using them WRONG? Because… shockingly… no one has taught them how to do it properly.
[bangs head against table repeatedly]
BK says:
Another pearl of wisdom from Huck-a-back (in addition to his already outstanding HIV quarantine program):
"I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution," Huckabee told a Michigan audience on Monday. "But I believe it's a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living god. And that's what we need to do — to amend the Constitution so it's in God's standards rather than try to change God's standards so it lines up with some contemporary view."
Ed says:
I liked that quote from Huckabee better in the original Arabic.