AN OPEN LETTER TO AMERICA'S PHARMACISTS

Dear Pharmacist,

You are a valued part of America's healthcare apparatus. You stand behind your slightly-elevated counter, accept our illegibile prescriptions, and dole out the portion of your magical collection to which we are entitled.

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We count on you. We count on you to tell us about drug interactions, to alert us to cheaper generic options, and to help us navigate the world of prescription co-pays.
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For all of this we thank you.

What we explicitly do not count on you for is moral guidance. As valued of a member of our healthcare chain as you are, you are essentially a turnkey. We hand you a slip of paper, you hand us something we can't be trusted to get ourselves. Fine. We accept the need for the pharmacist-as-middleman. But middlemen you are. We don't want to argue with you, lecture you, be lectured by you, or experience delays on account of your hissy fits/moral grandstanding.

In short, when we enter a pharmacy with a prescription – be it for narcotic painkillers, simple antibiotics, or, yes, emergency contraception – your job is to fill it, at which point we go our separate ways. Any necessary hand-wringing or moral pondering has long since been completed in the appropriate environment: the doctor's office. If you are "unable" to give us a prescription, the necessity of which has already been determined by doctor and patient, well, frankly, you're not much good to us. Your job is simple and clear, as is the line between doing it well and not doing it at all. You are important, but keep it in perspective. You are important like the Quartermaster is important to the Army; on the one hand, everyone in the Army depends on the guy who gives them bullets. On the other hand, the job of handing out bullets could be performed by a properly-motivated chimpanzee.

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In closing, your job is important to us.
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So either do it or get the hell out of the way for someone who will. Plenty of other careers can accomodate your phony, painfully misinformed moral rectitude.

Regards,
Ed

(Feel free to print this and hand it to your uppity Wal-Mart pharmacist of choice)