IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

If you watch as much Food Network as I do (and let's face it – you don't) you'll enjoy this No Politics Friday ™ special by world-class smug bastard Anthony Bourdain.

"Throwdown" really is the most embarassing thing done to a celebrity since white promoters made Jackie Owens run races against horses in the 1930s.

Poor Bobby Flay and his floppy man-boobs.
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3 thoughts on “IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE”

  • I recently spent a week imobilized on my couch watching only the Food Network, so I had a crash course on all those chefs. And…I completely agree with the smug bastard on every single call he made. But what about the Barefoot Contessa? Does she not warrant even a mention?

    Oh, and I have a girl-crush on Giada. I find her positively charming.

  • The above comment makes me want to shed a tear.

    I'd be happy firebombing both Giada and Rachel Ray. Repeatedly.

  • I can't believe he let Paula Deen and her fuckin' fake southern accent/charm off so easily. That bitch seriously makes me want to start killing things.

    And don't even get me started on her two little waterhead kids, who now have their own show for some reason. It's a step up from their usual pastimes, which include arguing over which chromosome they're missing and sucking each other off.

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