I don't know how The Algorithm did this, but it did it. ...
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Everyone keeps saying "No one is coming to save us!" but I think it's a distinct possibility that whoever did this is coming to save us. ...
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Scott says:
Wait, does this mean that the existence of penguins is controversial, because they aren't mentioned in the Bible?
Clearly, "penguins" are a mental illness that's shared by all secular-progressives. Honest, god-fearing conservatives know the truth…
Mike says:
"Post-Noachian."
Ed says:
Yes, "post-noachian." That sure does sound all scientumific!
Jake says:
With those giant pointy horns, I bet unicorns have a hard time using public drinking fountains.
Which means they weren't very intelligently designed.
Jeremy says:
Isn't that unicorn's horn a sex toy?
Samantha says:
Only if it vibrates at just the right frequency. Now THAT would be intelligent design.
KenW says:
Intelligent Design.
How intelligent is it to design a sewage disposal system to run through a recreational area?