We all know Ed loves the eBay. Today's No Politics Friday entry shows us why.
Seriously. What the fuck? Start with a 1997 Chrysler Voyager minivan (making this a Housewife Friendly conversion project), grab a hacksaw, locate some blue velour, and end up with this (be sure to click the link for interior photos as well):
Get low
As if the pictures aren't ridiculous enough, the description puts it over the top.
runs decent, shifts fine, puffs some smoke at start up, rides like a buckboard. switch on dash to raise and lower rear suspension….No windshield, no wipers, no rear seats, no cupholders, no warranty and no, I wouldn't recommend driving it home
Congratulations Mr. Seller. I have never before seen a car listing that stated "no windshield." That's really quite special. Now please explain how you developed enough gall (or sheer ignorance) to not only start the bidding at $1,000 but also to have a higher reserve price. I'm thinking you might want to start this one at a buck and take whatever you can get.
Samantha says:
I'm a little confused by the line, "Let your imagination take it to the next level!" Exactly what level would that be? The top of a scrap heap? The bottom of a canal?