THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION MAN HAS EVER PONDERED

Which is the more appropriate way to make fun of Brokeback Mountain: "Bareback Mountain" or "Flaming Saddles?"

I'm not going to sleep until I figure this out.

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  • on a related point, some friends of mine and I spent a short conversation the other day trying to decide whether Brokeback Mountain or Top Gun is the gayer movie.

  • I think I prefer "flaming saddles" as it provides several ways to make fun of the movie.

    First, flaming is, of course, a common adjective to describe something that is very homosexual – which this movie is.

    Secondly, flaming saddles could also refer to the inflamed asses that these two gay cowboys would almost certainly have after an evening of butt-love.

    The possibilities are endless.

  • I don't think Top Gun is gay insomuch as the only real sexual attraction the characters feel is towards their jetplane fighters. It's true the women come across as stand-in props until they can get back to business – but I sense "back to business" is less showers in the barracks but shooting missles at Russians.

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