t's great that the cage fight at the White House - an almost fatally embarrassing thing in its own right; try saying the phrase out loud - is happening during the NBA Finals, the Stanely Cup Finals, and the Men's World Cup. Unless he dies at ringside, it might be the 4th sports headline on Monday. Emphasis on "might be."
Sure we're auctioning off whatever tiny shreds of dignity we have left as a nation but isn't it worth it to maybe be the top story on Yahoo! Sports for 20 minutes between World Cup group stage results like "Paraguay vs. Turkey" and "Ascension Island vs. Bir Tawil" ...
They're calling this an IPO because legally they can't print up a giant banner reading HEY WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD A BAG, YOU BIG FUCKING IDIOT?
Make sure YOU don't miss out on the opportunity to put up 48% of the money for 4.2% of the stock! Book value, $8! ...
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me, describing Maynard James Keenan to the trainee police sketch artist who only fills in on weekends: ...
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Anonymous says:
requiescat in motherfucking pace.
kat says:
it almost makes it cooler that it wasn't something violent or unexpected. i find him much more nifty for this mysterious final "fuck you."
erik says:
Let us not be so hasty. When it comes to a man like old dirty bastard, remember that "smoking crack" may in fact qualify as a "natural cause."
eep says:
My condolences to you all.
Happy says:
I fukken cried
and on a lighter note go look at this piece of shit site called conservativepunk.com and laugh,laugh a whole fukken lot
seth says:
odb's joined the big baby jesus in the sky.. rip
Anonymous says:
Yeah but HE DID die from crack. He was having chest pains earlier that day, and he did a show a few days prior where they were like yeah he came in all fucked up on every drug around. I assume he did crack and it fucked up his heart for the day and the autopsy report will say he died from some heart condition, the eternal crack/coke cover up.