I HOPE YOU'RE CHOKING ON YOUR DAMN $300 BONUS TAX REBATE

The Congressional Budget Office just announced that the March budget deficit – once again this is FOR ONE MONTH – was a record-setting $72.7 billion dollars. Let's write that out in long form.

$72,700,000,000.00. In 31 days. That's a bad deficit for A YEAR, let alone a month. Now, let's have some fun with math. During March, the deficit grew:

$2,322,580,645.00 per day
$96,774,193.00 per hour
$1,612,903.00 per minute
$26,881.00 per second

It's clear who is to blame in this situation: Bill Clinton.

And there's clearly only one solution: cutting taxes.

2 thoughts on “I HOPE YOU'RE CHOKING ON YOUR DAMN $300 BONUS TAX REBATE”

  • Except you probably won't see any taxes coming up since it's close to an election. What exactly is it that costs $26,881.00 per second and how can I get it? It must be good.

    Tim

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