I HOPE YOU'RE CHOKING ON YOUR DAMN $300 BONUS TAX REBATE

The Congressional Budget Office just announced that the March budget deficit – once again this is FOR ONE MONTH – was a record-setting $72.7 billion dollars. Let's write that out in long form.

$72,700,000,000.00. In 31 days. That's a bad deficit for A YEAR, let alone a month. Now, let's have some fun with math. During March, the deficit grew:

$2,322,580,645.00 per day
$96,774,193.00 per hour
$1,612,903.00 per minute
$26,881.00 per second

It's clear who is to blame in this situation: Bill Clinton.

And there's clearly only one solution: cutting taxes.